Pine Bugs

Pine bugs here, pine bugs there, pine bugs in your underwear

Little smelly sticky bugs

In your hair and on the rugs

If you try to flick them off,  they will stick like glue to cloth

Look just like a yellow jacket

Freak you out until you whack it

Knobbly legs with little claws

Eat them pine nuts with their jaws

Found one in my swimming suit

Found one in my son’s grapefruit

If you think this poem’s bad

You’re right but now I’m really mad.

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Notice the fly with the attitude. I had to follow this little pine bug/beetle around the table to get a couple of good pics of him and this fly shows up and he’s like “this my piece of paper ya’ll”. Pine bug just says “ya, whatever”. 

 

Author: ldinlove

I am a 55 year old woman with one husband and one child living on raw land we bought in eastern Washington state. I am not normal. I am eccentric. Our whole family is, for that matter.

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