Gobbler Bullet List

They who are ridiculous: The Turkey.

turkey bird feeder

  • What is their purpose besides being delicious?
  • We call their young Gobblets.
  • They speak Gobbledygook.
  • What makes them look as if they’ve just gone through a wind tunnel?
  • What’s with the beady little black eyes?
  • Why do my cats think they have a chance at bagging one of these?
  • What do you call a lone female? Hen Solo!
  • We saw a male proudly displaying his feathers in all their glory standing amongst a bunch of hens who seemed completely oblivious to his presence. Our 15 year old said “Day 47 and they still haven’t noticed me”.
  • If a Tom turkey fluffs up in the forest and no one is there to see him, is he still impressive?

Here are some trail cam videos. Enjoy!

Author: ldinlove

I live with my family, two cats, and at any given moment: ten dear, two turkeys, ten chicks, ten billion ants, ten thousand bees and wasps, two white rabbits, twenty angry squirrels, one occasional bear ( occasional works for me), a couple of snakes, the neighbor's stray dogs, and one very friendly skunk.

2 thoughts on “Gobbler Bullet List”

  1. My daughter is trying to convince me to get turkeys. I didn’t want to; they’re dumb as mud. Then I looked up the going rate for organic free range heritage turkeys. In our area they run $10 – 12/ lbs. HOLY CRAP!

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